Although he did bring it on himself, and he didn't read the warning label, you do have to admit this is one of the rougher sections of BF. However, he could always go try the roadie section or the "safety" section, post up a silly thread, and see what happens.... Hopefully, if he really wants a SS he sticks around, reads up a bit, and tries asking the question again in a way they will get him the types of answers he is looking for.... If he really is serious...