Old 04-28-16, 07:43 AM
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Lazyass
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Originally Posted by topslop1
I'm starting to think shenanigans. You're supposed to be fifty something years old, warming up with 360lbs snatches, and the blonde in your avatar has been hinted at being your girlfriend and or 'acquaintance'.

Tell us about the 11'' dong you have next please? Or perhaps you're a vince mcmahon type with a whole lot of money on a whole lot of incredible drugs. I COULD BE WRONG.

Edit: this is where you start to back pedal or start posting some freakishly fit physique pictures of some 50+ olympic lifter.
Last year he said he was a trainer for NFL players in the 80's and he's also an MMA expert. I believe he also said he hit a car riding 35mph or something and rode home after. So.... yeah.
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