Originally Posted by
corrado33
Yesterday while I was riding in Montana, a grizzly bear came out and started chasing me down the road. I was going uphill (probably a 13% grade), into a 20 MPH headwind, on my single speed wal-mart cruiser with fat tires pumped up to 10 PSI.
Bear saw your bike was junk, and based on that, assumed you would not taste very good. Probably waited for a plump poser riding a $5000+ carbon bike with 50 mm wheels.