^^^ I finally got home yesterday and was able to look at your bike on the tablet. I had been commenting on your pics from phone. So I was finally able to see what seypat was seeing e.g. paint over spray on brake calipers, completely different wheels etc.
I also saw the CL for your 70.00 bike ad in California. Kinda surprised markwesti didn't post it. Anyways, still a super find. Too bad it's not your size, however the current trend is to ride small frames or use exceptionally long seat post, maybe it'll work for you.