Originally Posted by jwa
As I recall, proper etiquette at such times calls for faking an epileptic seizure while lying on the ground, then simply getting back up & riding off as if nothing had happened.
If there's no one around, I'll sit on the ground for a while with the bike on its side. It's really too funny to get angry about, I usually just laugh a little and get back on. If there
are people around, I'll get up immediately and look over my bike as if something were wrong with it mechanically, sort of rubbing my chin thinking about it
Sebastián