Fenderus boardus longus.
We get dry summers, so I take these off about this time of year and do a good bike cleaning, put them on again in Sept or so. BONUS: I'm getting good at it with all that practice.
Fenders may not be that great at keeping your BB safe or your drivetrain clean, but they do keep your feet a lot cleaner.
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