never wore a helmet growing up. would jump the old
murray 10-speed over ramps, down gravelly dirt trails,
never a care.

first tour decided on a helmet....cause of those crazy
drivers in europe....had the golf-ball style bell with
clip-onto-glasses mirror. (cotton shorts and athaletic
socks, too!)

at one time had one of those freaky alien-looking
aero helmets. (on sale, $5 closeout from nashbar)
made a hell of a racket in hail storms.

really liking the new style, dial lock fit, super light
weight, excellent ventilation, sun visor....just need
to wear a doo-rag to prevent sunburn.

I'm not bald, okay? I shaved my head. Do you under stand?

How come I always have to get the sake?