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Old 07-03-16 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by nycphotography
Get a high voltage, high farad, slow bleed down capacitor.

Mount it to the seat tube and connect it to two bare wire ends near the light in question.

Charge it to 100V DC via bridge rectifier before leaving in the morning.

Lock bicycle someplace conspicuous.

Sit nearby and enjoy watching the $%5 %^@# #%^#^^% thieves knock themselves on their asses.

OK. Don't really do this. (But man it sure would be nice if SOMEONE would taser the living ish outta the scumbag thieving vermin.)
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