Now that this thread has gotten officially silly, anyway, I recall that the first time I took an extended overnight ride, my buddy and I filled our water bottles (two each) with beer for the first round on the way home. At first, it was fun, then not so much. When we realized we couldn't get the putrid taste of hot beer out of our bottles, we threw them away and rode the rest of the distance buying and guzzling expensive bottled water wherever we could find it.
This is probably why I don't drink anymore.