Retroshift brake levers with shifters mounted on, right shifter cable has DURA-ACE (that's right baby, DURA-ACE) 9-sp inline gear indicator. Cheap dirty red bar tape, with an underlayer of old innertube on the tops for more cushion.
Cheap, VERY bright flashlight, mounted with interlocking hose clamps. Cateye MITY-3. Inspirational stem decoration.