Originally Posted by Mayonnaise

I thought, what should I say to this Shants person, who I didn't know until today, that says my writing sucks and that people should avoid it. I played it out in my head. I’d try to be witty and piercing, saying, essentially, do it better yourself, or ya, what do you know about it, then he’d come back trying to be educated and superior with lots of references with statements like, when are you going to get over your amateurish Kerouac impersonation, or I’ve read Burroughs and you Mr. Mayonnaise are no Burroughs, or don’t take your failed Hunter Thompson fetish out on us.