- A guy in a white van pulled up to me and offered me a rose. I declined, because I had nowhere to put it and I was raised in the 80s so I know people in white vans are not to be trusted.
- Cyclist using five five-gallon buckets as panniers.
- A goose harassing a woman who was just trying to eat a sandwich on a park bench. She gave up and moved.
- People on Elliptigos. Those things are hilarious.
This headless person in the bike locker at work.