Racing, bring it on! my commute is my turf, I OWN it

if you wheelsuck me I'll drop you like a bad habit, or die trying

I don't go around challenging just anyone, it's pretty damned obvious that grandpa on his ancient 40 pound walmart special accompanying the grandkids along the MUP at barely walking pace isn't going to 'get it' when you give him the alpha dog challenging look and if he does he'll probably rupture his colostomy bag and die just thinking about it, but if you're wearing colors and riding carbon you better have rememberd to bring your legs & lungs with ya!
The great thing about it is that if you lose you still get a great workout that'll make you a litlle stronger next time, it's all good.