omg lawnmower. Probably a zero turn, guy is like "man, I love these zero turn mowers, if I want to turn left I can just yank this lever like this and POW what the hell was that?!"
On the good side you know the town has insurance and they generally don't fight things. Make sure the shop checks everything over, fork, bars, etc.
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