Today a fierce all-out effort between myself and the most experienced, powerful and technically astute shopping-time- trialist to vie for the finest produce at the local farmer's market took place.
Despite my opponent being equipped with the proven aerodynamic Raleigh Dawn Tourist TT/Shopping machine I marshalled a supreme effort and took home the prizes: Oddly shaped heirloom tomatoes that look as if grown in Chernobyl and free range bug-fed chicken.
Even a little old retired librarian with a will of steel couldn't match my surge for the Crazy-Talks-to-Vegetable-Lady's stand to secure my mis-shaped variegated veg-prize.
The dominance of little old ladies and their wicker basket wonders is over, pics of the amazing purpose built machines attached. It takes real commitment and discipline to plooter around long enough to adapt to the radical position, and to learn how to operate the seatbag buckles quickly on my highly modified Raleigh.
-Bandera