Originally Posted by jur
I had a chap draft me last Friday after passing him in a high head wind; When I saw his shadow, I stood up off the saddle and blasted him with the biggest fart I could muster (my knicks ballooned there for a moment). When I looked back he was gone; I don't know if he passed out, fell off his bike laughing or hit a pot hole.
If your farts are like mine, you probably just dropped him due to the acceleration from your gas-powered turbo-boost! YEEE HAAWWWW!!
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