We need to figure out a way to make them out of synthetic fur or something, so the wheels build up a tremendous charge of static electricity. Then market them as anti-theft devices. Of course, you'd learn to be very, very careful about getting on and off the bike.
Another of my not-ready-for-marketing free ideas, and worth every penny.
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Bikes so far: 2011 Felt Z85,
80's Raleigh Sovereign (USA),
91 Bianchi Peregrine,
91 Austro-Daimler Pathfinder,
90's Trek 730 Multitrack, STOLEN:
80 Schwinn Voyageur (Japan)