Originally Posted by atbman

Yes, it's well known that women, being emotional creatures, are incapable of telling where they have been slapped. They frequently confuse their lower back with their ass. Your conclusion that she had over-reacted is undoubtedly one arising from a rigorous analysis of the story - leaving aside the fact that he said he did it "because she was too slow". Perhaps he also had difficulty in telling the difference between her being too slow and serving into his path.

Have you thought of taking up a career in writing fiction?

Oh, by the way, my wife was also assaulted in this fashion - you probably don't know her, but I look forward to your assessment of why she was mistaken. The fact that we live n the UK should be no bar to your ineffable insight into such things.