That feel when there’s two traffic lanes, so just pass me and get over it. Also I’m riding in the middle of the lane so I don’t have to go crashing through the potholes and sunken storm drains on the edge of this road. Do you really think holding down your horn is going to make me say “oh no someone’s angry at me I better move over!” Think again, *******.

Other than that, a pretty good ride. I left early this morning (not as early as I planned to, but whatever I tried) so the temperature was really nice.