Of course, you're more than welcome. Assimilate? Not necessary. Bloviate? Just don't.
That's the thing. It wouldn't be a matter of assimilation. I just wouldn't ever mention Texas unless someone asked. And even then I might hang my head a little.
I want to say more, but I can't think of a nice way to say it, so I guess I'll shut up now.
And when I do get there, I'll hit you up for a ride so you can drop me.