Dear God, I had a biking llama spray a huge loogie in my face on Friday. I announced passing on your left and BLAM! this SOB lets loose a huge spray to his left. I was on a mission and didn't have the time/interest to interact with this low-life, just shouted "THANKS.... THANKS A LOT". The biking llama shouted unintelligibly to my back until I was out of range for his voice.
Serious, WTF is wrong with people?!?!?
Mind you, I shoot snot-rockets and hock tons of loogies. I just have the decency to check my back before letting fly. I will typically refrain if there's anybody close enough to see, 'cause it's gross.