Originally Posted by bullethead
Will this work, or is it inside Tech Humor? Sorry, I don't know enough (yet) to tell the difference. I'm much better with stuff that has wires sticking out of it

BTW- thanks for all the ideas. I appreciate you taking the time to share things that are probably obvious to you, but I never thought of.
One great thing about bicycles, is if all else fails you can simply pick the beastie up and carry it home.