Originally Posted by rjkresse
"Alcohol... the cause of and solution to all life's problems." Homer Simpson.
Gee, I don't remember that one, and I don't think I've blocked it out either. The one I remember is (and have an audio copy on my computer at home somewhere).
"Donuts, Is there anything they can't do?" The very same Homer J. Simpson. The J of course stands for Jay, I think.