Originally Posted by
shreksur
Where did you get those percentages from and why do flip flops or going barefoot increase the chances of a rider being attacked by a dog?
I calculated them by correlating the decrease in average speed with the increase in exposed flesh meat to entice the doggos. Ever notice how some pups will follow you around the house and lick your feet if you walk around barefoot? Imagine the same with one that doesn't like you and thinks you're a slow-moving sausage.
Also I made them up for fun.