Again, thank you all for the ideas and help.
BUT!
LBS FTW! They saved me
Gave me a FREE seat post clamp from a bike they had gotten rid of, so the clamp was just laying in a box. It was FREE

I love it. All back together and working again! Even matches the paint! (Its black so that is not hard to do xD )
Thanks all for the ideas!! Luckily I didn't need to gamble with hose clamps!