Great analogy, I totally agree. Place for your wallet? Huh? Just for your wallet not cash because you won't have any left after you buy one. It has a place for fuel? for the hidden motor? Or the jet boosters that are conseald in the chainstays? At least Mario knows how to cheat in style, he does it in your face!
http://www.mcipollini.com/de/biciclette/mcm2
You buy a MCipollini and with the push of a button mini mario gives you a few extra watts to crush your cafe buddies! Chapeau mr Cipollini!!