Originally Posted by KonAaron Snake

I'm just letting everyone know...if I enter a bike and it doesn't win, I will consider it, by definition, fixed. Not fixie, but fixed. I will scream, blame certain segments of you and post photos of your "winning" bikes with photoshopped genitalia.

I would suggest these rules:

No steel bikes
No geared bikes
No fixies
No single speeds
No mixtes
No step throughs
No diamond frames
No clinchers
No 700c
No 27s
No 650B
No tubulars
No bikes that qualify for Eroica
Only bikes that fit C/R