Originally Posted by
DaveQ24
Um. ... probably not gonna fly in suburban Detroit - we do have sea bass in the Great Lakes - but even those aren't ill-tempered.
Awe come on Dave. "I was on a mountain biking African safari and there was a young boy along and he fell into the Zambizi river where a huge croc saw him and came at him like a freight train. I bunny hopped the Hippo between me and the croc and the boy, manualed over the croc who leaped out of the water just as I was grabbing the boy by the nape of the neck. As I pedaled back to shore the croc nipped my lower leg just before I killed it with my tire pump and made these mountain biking shoes out that ornery old croc."
"And that's how I lost my arm."
See? Again for next time you tell the story.
