Originally Posted by
BobbyG
Twenty-something years ago I was stopped at a light and was asked by a "working girl" if I wanted to go party with her somewhere. I'm still trying to figure out how she thought that would work.
A friend's father was propositioned stopped at a red light with the very direct, "Hey want some p***y?" He said he was so startled he blurted out, "I don't know, ya got any?". Fortunately the light changed before he realized what he had said.
Back on topic, last week a CLICK (
Car Load of Idiot College Kids) yelled "Wear a helmet!" as they drove by. I was wearing a helmet.
My other fave is at intersections and rest stops:
"How Far did you ride?"
"X miles"
"Really?"
Uh, no, I was hoping to impress you. It doesn't matter if X is 5 or 40, "Really?" or "Good day for it" seems to be the standard response.