My ******bag ex-Boss (D.E.B.): so you like riding bikes?
Me (hesitating already, teeth ready to clench): yes, I like riding bikes
D.E.B. (smirking): do you actually put on that mushroom helmet and the super suit?
Me (internally rolling eyes): yes
D.E.B. (continuing to smirk with his rat-like, oh-so-punchable little goateed face): I'll bet that looks great! (laughs sarcastically)

One of many subsequent conversations I had with this guy. Saving grace: I got promoted into another job soon after this conversation, he got fired a few months later... because he sucked at his job.