Originally Posted by
Milton Keynes
I want to go at age 90 being shot by a jealous husband while sneaking out a bedroom window.
Me too. And there's some conjecture that one of my ancestors died exactly that way.
The same one that married a woman with two sisters, hired both sisters as housekeepers, then proceeded to have three children within two months of each other. (All the documentation says his wife had all three, but that seems a bit unlikely.)