Originally Posted by rekmeyata

I have no experience whatsoever, I've never hit a pothole because I really don't ride bikes at all, in fact I just set in a lazyboy chair for 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year writing BS on cycling forums and a slew of others; I weigh 1000 pounds, but I'm trying to keep it steady so I'm not eating 4 whole chickens a day because that gets expensive but they are just chickens, so I'm down to 3 3/4 chickens a day, I go through about 20 bags of chips a day and 2 gallons of coke a day and other food related products as well; boy and the eggs, you should see how many eggs I eat in a day, I eat so many that I can't cook that many so I just eat them raw.

Latex? what the hell is that?