View Single Post
Old 12-12-05, 04:37 PM
  #21  
randya
Senior Member
 
randya's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in bed with your mom
Posts: 13,696

Bikes: who cares?

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time in 1 Post
Can y'all say troll?

Originally Posted by Brian_1
Looking for fit Jennifer Lopez look-alike for friendly rides through the pines of Flagstaff. Must like older guys, and have no other responsibilities to contend with.
I ride a road bike which I call "sugardaddy". What do you call your bike?
http://www.bikeforums.net/newreply.p...eply&p=1915509


Originally Posted by Brian_1
When I'm not using my Lexus to drive to and fro from work, I occasionally drag my bicycle out of my five car garage to ride around the block. I like to wear the lastest color coordinated Pearl Izumi outfit, wrap around Oakley's, Sidi's top shoe, and the helmet that Lance uses. My bike is uncomfortable as s__, but I go for looks. The titanium and carbon ride set me back $5800 bucks, but what I really hate is shifting through the 10 titanium cogs in the rear - can't someone make it all automatic? Yesterday I was riding on the left hand sidewalk when some idiot had the nerve to say, "get a car loser!". Well, you may think you're cute Mr. Smartypants, but I got a seven figure investment account and you were driving a stupid Camry..so please get a life. Does anyone know why I can never seem to get my heart rate monitor past 140 without feeling like I'm going to die?
I took up this sport to find some young chicks, and if it stays this hard, I think I'll go back to the gym where the pickings are easier.
http://www.bikeforums.net/newreply.p...eply&p=1915552
randya is offline