Woah, I to, think grease is way over-thought by the bike crowd but I'm a hypocrite and guilty of perpetuating the grease discourse also!
I have my favorites but suffice to say a bike is a relatively low demand use-case. +1 for Phil's and I use it but use Motorex most of the time now.
Heck, even a softened Tootsie Roll would probably work in a pinch!
My opinion alone......