I waited. I hoped. I dreamed. And at long last, after a suspenseful delay, the Box O' Crap arrived at my doorstep.
It was more than I could have wished for. For a few minutes this evening I thought it was also more that I could have gotten back in the box after unpacking it. Someone should do something about that soon.
Alas, the things I could think of a use for didn't take up much space.
It took several tries, but I eventually managed to stuff all of the crap, plus my additional crap, back in the box. I'll send it on its way to [MENTION=140316]hilltowner[/MENTION] in the morning.