Heh. A guy passed me this summer. His shorts were so worn you could see his crack quite clearly. I let him know that it was time for a new pair of shorts. He was most appreciative.


Back in 2002, on the first day of Cycle Oregon, a random woman riding behind me said something like "Wow. You must have had your shorts for a long time." It was true, but at first I couldn't figure out how in the world she could know that. After about 30 seconds it dawned on me. After I had changed at the end of the day's ride I examined the shorts by stretching them out. Into the trash bin they went.