Originally Posted by Mentor58
OMG, I may be guilty of that....

I don't recall any time that my bicycle has ever had pants on it. What is the well dressed bike wearing in trousers this year? I was imagine that if it's Italian, a narrow legged model, perhaps with a bit of a cuff? An English bike I would imagine would wear tweed. Does bike get to / have to wear underwear with the pants? I'm so confused now. Can the bike wear white pants after labor day? Somebody help me.
Steve W.
Who may be well beyond all help at this point
A WalMart bike probably wears baggy nylon sweat pants, possibly in purple, and definitely not the same color as the bike.