Well, at least I think I stole it.
Saw it on Craigslist. Got it for $600. Came with a handlebar bag, Brooks saddle, which looks brand new, and a set of new fenders not on the bike. It also came with two spare Bontrager tubes, the original seat - which also appears to never have been sat upon, and a seat rain cover. It also has Planet Bike Protege 9.0, and front and rear Cateye strobes.
How did I do?