Originally Posted by MERTON
go get a thief, tie a bomb around his neck, and make him carry it around so that you don't get angry and blow his head off. he can eat out of the garbage cans and sleep outside. when he dies, go get another theif and so on.
I think you can pick one up at Wal-Mart pretty cheap. However, if you can wait a few weeks, they all go on sale the day after X-mas.
