According to FedEx, the package has been delivered. It took just one business day because I'm only a couple hundred miles from Calfee. But it also took eleven emails - so far, could there be more? Five from Calfee and six from FedEx. I guess Calfee has all the notifications turned on. I suppose this makes sense for someone anxious about their custom carbon fiber tandem, but for a box of heavy-duty toasted veggies, it does seem like overkill!