Originally Posted by
DrIsotope
I identify as a Fred. My bike has a bell and my legs are gloriously unshaven.
Me too. Toss in a 40 year old gaspipe ten speed bike, quarter fenders, and a bottle generator light setup for me!
IMO, the one sure identifier of a poseur is if your annual BF post count exceeds your annual mileage count. I'm sure there's at least a few of them on here somewhere.
Hey, I get paid to sit around a computer for 8 of my daylight hours! Much easier to sit around and post all day in my downtime than to ride a bike during that time!