Yeah I've ridden in Florida, quite a bit in The Keys, and it is far worse than any riding I've done in the big US cities. My condolences.

A beach cruiser can be anything you want it to be and the ergos can be changed to suit. I like the looks of the frames, the fact that they can accomodate fat tires and I have to admit, I'm a sucker for ashtabula cranks... unlike the typical three-piece alu I've never broken an ashtabula.

They make great utility and recreational bikes... I absolutely love 'em.