oh chimbly...the dong isn't as malicious as all that. originally, in exchanges with a friend or two, k-dog...was mistyped and the 'n' was inserted. it stuck. 'dong' wasn't the intent, rather the unsuspecting 'dog' had an erroneous run in with the letter 'n'.
please no hate on the k-dong. much love is intended. but YOU may call me the ninja if you want
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