Originally Posted by gugie

Since we're all dreaming, how about a C&V ride to end all C&V rides.

A whole mess of us meet up at a nearby airport. We rent a big bus and drive over to this place. Everyone has one hour to look over the merchandise, then a blind auction ensues. You can bid on multiple bikes, but can only choose one to purchase. At the end of the auction, we adjust saddles, bars, swap out pedals as necessary, and go for one long ride.