Originally Posted by
Steely Dan
according to my sources, it is the sun that orbits the earth. and it's been going on for ~6,000 years.

According to the tenets of Last Tuesdayism, the sun has only been orbiting the earth for either 7 days or for about 10 hours...depending on whether the earth was created last Tuesday or at midnight last night.
Last Tuedayism is not to be confused with the heretical tenets of Last Thursdayism. Those people are just wrong. Who would want to start on Thursday? Even those Last Tuesdayers who claim last Tuesday instead of last night are treading on dangerous ground.