Really good, thought provoking responses, I appreciate it! Usually I can put things like this on "ignore" and carry on, it's the truly crazy stuff that gets under my skin. Luckily they are pretty few and far between around here. Maybe six incidents in four years? Should be good to go for awhile since one just happened yesterday, lol. As "therapy" I purchased some chain lube and a couple patch kits on Ebay last night. Strangely calming!