Originally Posted by
Milton Keynes
Actually in my corner of the state, it's fairly hilly. Only out in the western half of the state is it table top flat.
Do you know why the prevailing winds in Kansas go from south to north? Because Nebraska sucks and Oklahoma blows.
And did you know that Nebr was one of the first to put artificial turf on our football field. It kept the Kansas cheerleaders from grazing at half time.