Just having some fun. But here's the thing. What most drivers know about balancing car wheels is that the car rides horribly when a wheel weight comes off or is improperly installed and tire life goes way down with unbalanced wheels. They have seen the problems. What most cyclists know about balancing bike wheels is what they would have read right here. In other words it just isn't a problem. For the few exceptions it is good to know it can be done.