LOL, don't worry about me, I'm having fun. But really it's like if I posted "Hey, I'm getting kind of tired driving my car everywhere, I've been thinking maybe I can get rid of it and get by on a bike" and everybody responds "Yeah, I get around everywhere in my car, it works great? You should get a car. Cars work for everybody. MURICA"

And you are wrong, getting wet is not the only solution. ITFFF gives me exactly what I was looking for. Daily weather emails filtered for mentions of rain is another likely candidate.