Ladies and gentlemen,
For your entertainment below, here is a list of things I have broken/replaced on my bike in the last two weeks:
1 seat post
1 rear cassette (it was stuffed anyway)
1 set of front chainrings (see above)
1 spoke (which I whinged about previously)
2 chains (the first one I replaced when replacing the cassette and chainrings, the second one I broke this morning accelerating away from a set of lights)
Chris